‘Some have won a wild delight,
By daring wilder sorrow;
Could I gain thy love to-night,
I’d hazard death to-morrow.
Could the battle-struggle earn
One kind glance from thine eye,
How this withering heart would burn,
The heady fight to try!’ – Charlotte Bronte, Passion
Sigyn: So, disclaimer. I had to paste this into Google Docs on my phone because it wouldn’t paste into WordPress on mobile browser. Much of the original formatting may be lost. Anyway, we have some new faces with us today.
Piffy: We’ve had the Man With Eyes Like Polished Bone on here before, but he was post-canon. I’m hoping a pre-canon version will be a better fit. Less amnesia, more experience with how people work.
The Man With Eyes Like Polished Bone: *decked out in red and gold silks and probably ten pounds of jewelry* *waves * Well met. Piffy has promised me an AU where the ugly business with the Man With Eyes Like Dark Clouds doesn’t happen, on the condition I accompany her to this reading.
Sigyn: We’ve also got these two. They’re not original characters; they’re from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and I roleplay as them in a private Facebook group. They’ll be portrayed as their AU selves, not their canon selves, for the purpose of sporking this fic.
Nathaniel: *nods, looking down his nose disdainfully at the fic*
Trent: *waves cheerily*
Cin: You, Gryffindor-looking guy. Do you have a name? Like a name that people in this reality would use?
The Man With Eyes Like Polished Bone: Of course. I’m named–
Piffy: We’re calling him Ernest.
Ernest: Y-you are?
Piffy: I got someone else to name a post-canon you on a roleplay server to preserve With Eyes Like canon as a Nameless Narrative.
Ernest: … Very well. I shall answer to the name Ernest.
Cin: Okay, that’s a decent name.
Sigyn: Also, because of how much of a pain in the ass this was to format on WordPress, going forward, we’re thinking of switching to Blogger.
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